the office

24/3/2005 - 16/5/2013 

notabadday:

“Be strong. Trust yourself. Love yourself. Conquer your fears. Just go after what you want and act fast, because life just isn’t that long.”

theofficesupplies:

“So my question is…don’t you hate her? I’d just imagine that you are so angry at her that you would hate her.” “Well, maybe sometimes. But not like hate, hate. More just like ‘Mom, I hate you!’ and then…she would say ‘go to your room, young lady.” And I’d stamp my foot and run upstairs. And I’d have a room, which would be really cool. Then, we’d just have dinner together. But I don’t know, I’d have to meet her!” 

“No harm ever came from opening a chest”

“Yeah, right, and no harm ever came from reading a book. You remember how that one went?”

“Miss. Honey was a wonderful teacher and a friend to everyone.  But her life was not as simple and as beautiful as it seemed. Miss. Honey had a deep dark secret. Though it caused her great pain, she did not let it interfere with her teaching.”

“I now pronounce you man and wife.”

ameliapondthehistoryqueen:

Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don’t have co-workers anymore; I have subordinates. So, have I gotten along with my subordinates? Let’s see.

Michael has so many pictures of his kids, he had to get two phones, with two numbers, and he pays two bills. He’s just so happy to have a family plan.

dwangelas:

The Office: First and Last Appearances